03-01-2019, 08:58 PM
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Adultery ... కలసి వచ్చిన అదృష్టం (శతదృవంశ యోధుడు )
03-01-2019, 11:58 PM
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
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04-01-2019, 12:10 PM
నైస్ అప్డేట్ శివ గారు..!!!
చాల బాగా అప్డేట్ ని నడిపించారు. ప్రస్తుతం గూడెం ని వదిలి తాను వున్నా ప్రపంచానికి రావడం బాగుంది. అప్డేట్ మొదట్లో శ్రీ తో మరో మరు శృంగారం అలరించింది. అలాగే ఆ తాళపత్ర గ్రంధాలు దేనికో సంబంధించినివో చెప్పడం బాగుంది. సన్నోడి కి గుడి చూపించి తిరుగు ప్రయాణం అవ్వడం, గూడెం నుండి విడిచి వెళ్ళడానికి నారి ని,గూడెం పెద్దలని ఒప్పించి బయట పడటం కూడా బాగుంది. నారి కి వీలున్నప్పుడు కలుస్తానని మాటివ్వడం తో పాటు చివరి రోజు మొత్తం తనతోనే గడపడం బాగుంది. ప్రస్తుత ప్రపంచం కి వచ్చి ఆ తాళపత్ర గ్రంధాల్ని వుపుయోగించి ఎం చెయ్యిబోతున్నారో చూడాలి. ఇంత కి ఆ రాళ్ళూ ఎంత పలుకుతాయి చూడాలి, ఆ రాళ్లతో వచ్చే డబ్బులు తో చారిటి పెట్టాలి అనుకోవడం నిజంగా బాగుంది.
నెక్స్ట్ అప్డేట్ కోసం వెయిట్ చేస్తూ....
మీ
=>విక్కీ<=
చాల బాగా అప్డేట్ ని నడిపించారు. ప్రస్తుతం గూడెం ని వదిలి తాను వున్నా ప్రపంచానికి రావడం బాగుంది. అప్డేట్ మొదట్లో శ్రీ తో మరో మరు శృంగారం అలరించింది. అలాగే ఆ తాళపత్ర గ్రంధాలు దేనికో సంబంధించినివో చెప్పడం బాగుంది. సన్నోడి కి గుడి చూపించి తిరుగు ప్రయాణం అవ్వడం, గూడెం నుండి విడిచి వెళ్ళడానికి నారి ని,గూడెం పెద్దలని ఒప్పించి బయట పడటం కూడా బాగుంది. నారి కి వీలున్నప్పుడు కలుస్తానని మాటివ్వడం తో పాటు చివరి రోజు మొత్తం తనతోనే గడపడం బాగుంది. ప్రస్తుత ప్రపంచం కి వచ్చి ఆ తాళపత్ర గ్రంధాల్ని వుపుయోగించి ఎం చెయ్యిబోతున్నారో చూడాలి. ఇంత కి ఆ రాళ్ళూ ఎంత పలుకుతాయి చూడాలి, ఆ రాళ్లతో వచ్చే డబ్బులు తో చారిటి పెట్టాలి అనుకోవడం నిజంగా బాగుంది.
నెక్స్ట్ అప్డేట్ కోసం వెయిట్ చేస్తూ....
మీ
=>విక్కీ<=
04-01-2019, 02:13 PM
baaavundi update
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04-01-2019, 05:55 PM
(03-01-2019, 11:58 PM)siva_reddy32 Wrote: A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. “Damn, that was stupid,” she thought as she fell. “What a way to die.”
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, “Do you suck?”
“No!” she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. “Do you screw?” he asked.
“Of course not!” she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. “I suck! I screw!” she screamed in panic.
“Slut!” he said, and dropped her.
:) bad luck prevailed
07-01-2019, 10:51 AM
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."
"No, I wouldn't," he said.
She said, "I sell tampons."
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.
She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."
"No, I wouldn't," he said.
She said, "I sell tampons."
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"
07-01-2019, 10:57 AM
While riding my Honda Activa, to avoid hitting a dog, I lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road, a very beautiful woman asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed, she wanted to help me.. "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of her car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so that I can clean and bandage your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come on, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scbangs and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very kind. Being sort of shaken , I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold drinks and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, " Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Honda Activa, I guess."???
As I looked up, I noticed, she wanted to help me.. "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of her car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so that I can clean and bandage your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come on, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scbangs and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very kind. Being sort of shaken , I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold drinks and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, " Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Honda Activa, I guess."???
07-01-2019, 09:59 PM
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08-01-2019, 11:17 PM
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11-01-2019, 01:52 AM
మిత్రులారా ఓ కొత్త కథతో మీ ముందుకు వచ్చాను ఈ కింద లింక్ లో ఉంది చదివి మీ అభిప్రాయం చెప్పండి.
ప్రస్తుత కథను త్వరలో అప్డేట్ చేస్తాను.
శివారెడ్డి కథలు - అంతఃకరణశుద్దిగా
https://xossipy.com/thread-2357.html
ప్రస్తుత కథను త్వరలో అప్డేట్ చేస్తాను.
శివారెడ్డి కథలు - అంతఃకరణశుద్దిగా
https://xossipy.com/thread-2357.html
11-01-2019, 10:19 AM
(11-01-2019, 01:52 AM)siva_reddy32 Wrote: మిత్రులారా ఓ కొత్త కథతో మీ ముందుకు వచ్చాను ఈ కింద లింక్ లో ఉంది చదివి మీ అభిప్రాయం చెప్పండి.
ప్రస్తుత కథను త్వరలో అప్డేట్ చేస్తాను.
శివారెడ్డి కథలు - అంతఃకరణశుద్దిగా
https://xossipy.com/thread-2357.html
Reddy garu Kotta kata antunnaru
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11-01-2019, 11:13 AM
11-01-2019, 01:39 PM
Thanks for update
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